"I've been a
cartoonist for over two decades and I can offer some thought as to why the
Looney Tunes characters will not succeed in
the 21st century.
One reason is that viewer
sensitivity has forced censorship of the cartoons, but here is my idea of
where these cartoon characters would be today if they had continued to be the
animated superstars they were 50 years ago.
Elmer Fudd seriously lacked
firearm safety and his careless use of guns would
land him in a federal
He would be convicted of weapons violations to include:
a firearm without a proper permit, attempted murder and
an assault with a deadly weapon.
Fudd would remain incarcerated without
would come out of his
hole with the need to publicly announce his
symptoms of nervousness,
irritability which are
associated with withdrawal from
excessive carrot eating.
Bugs would volunteer publically for rehab
in an effort to seek
sympathy from his viewers and restore his career.
Wile E. Coyote, a mastermind,
lives a life of violence and
a thorough investigation shows
transactions to the ACME Corporation for the purchase of items used with
the intent to harm a US
Department of Homeland Security views this as an act of terrorism and has
shipped to the
Guantanamo Bay detention
camp where he will be detained
suspicious cuckoo hyperactive
behavior of Roadrunner requires a search; when
a controlled substance is
found he too is incarcerated.
Upon release his personality is
now similar to a chicken; he becomes part of a three piece special at the
Roadhouse Bar & Grill in Bisbee, Arizona.
Tasmanian Devil continues
to have anger issues, so
such as Prozac®,
prescribed by a doctor.
It helps his mood, but he now fights
an addiction to prescription drugs.
Tweetie Bird becomes
an important figure for the Humane Society.
They force regulations to increase his
cage size to give him more room.
Marvin the Martian is a real spacey
dude. He's like way way
Pepé Le Pew
is now portrayed as a pervert
and although his actions may
seem innocent to him, in legal context his behavior is sexual harassment.
Several witness' have come forward and his career in comedy is
who advanced slowly in social
development, developed an
eating disorder and joins two-thirds of adults considered to be overweight
Gonzales was an illegal immigrant deported back to Mexico.
Yosemite Sam was arrested
for transporting weapons across
Leghorn and Daffy
Duck travelled to the Boondoggle HQ in Afghanistan to negotiate the release
of their old friend Sam.
Detained in customs by the Department of
Agriculture for not having the proper export/import vaccination papers they are
Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"
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