"I've been a
cartoonist for well over two decades and I can offer some thought as to why the
Looney Tunes characters will not succeed in the 21st century.
reason is that viewer sensitivity has forced censorship of the cartoons, but
here is my idea of where these cartoon characters would be today if they had
continued to be the animated superstars they were 50 years ago.
Elmer Fudd seriously lacked
firearm safety and his careless use of guns would land him in a federal prison.
He would be convicted of weapons violations to include: Possession of a
firearm without a proper permit, attempted murder and an assault with a deadly
weapon. Fudd would remain incarcerated without
Bunny would come out of his hole with the need to publicly announce his
symptoms of nervousness, craving, insomnia, and irritability which are
associated with withdrawal from excessive carrot eating.
The basis for the addiction is believed to
be beta carotene, found in carrots.
Bugs would volunteer publically
for rehab in an effort to seek sympathy from his viewers and restore his
Coyote, a mastermind, lives a life of violence and a thorough investigation
shows numerous credit transactions to the ACME Corporation for the purchase of
items used with the intent to harm a US resident.
views this as an act of terrorism and has him arrested, interrogated and
shipped to the Guantanamo Bay
detention camp where he will be detained indefinitely.
Roadrunner's suspicious cuckoo
hyperactive behavior would require a drug test and even though no
controlled substance was found in his urine he is still downcast by his
change in appearance and personality becomes similar to a chicken and he
mistakenly becomes part of a three piece special at the Roadhouse Bar &
Grill in Bisbee, Arizona.
Tasmanian Devil cyclone
continues to have anger
issues, so antiDepressant such
as Prozac®, Celexa® and
Zoloft® are prescribed by a doctor.
It helps his mood, but he now
fights an addiction to
prescription drugs and refuses to leave the shipping crate he calls Home.
becomes an important figure for the Humane Society.
regulations to increase his cage size to give him more room to move around
freely and Sylvester the cat gets neutered.
Marvin the Martian is a real spacey
dude. He's like way way out there!
Pepé Le Pew
is now portrayed as a pervert and although his actions and comments may seem
innocent to him, in most modern legal contexts his behavior is illegal sexual
harassment, as defined by the law.
Several witness' have come forward
and his career in comedy is over.
Porky Pig, who advanced slowly in social
development, cannot handle losing his star power after the fall of his golden
years in American animation.
He developed an eating disorder and joins
the more than two-thirds of adults considered to be overweight or obese.
was an illegal immigrant deported back to Mexico and escorted by
Yosemite Sam, who was quickly
arrested for transporting weapons across the border.
Foghorn Leghorn and Daffy
Duck planned on travelling to the US Embassy in Mexico to negotiate the release
of their old friend Sam, but they were contained in customs by the Department
of Agriculture for not having the proper export/import vaccination papers.
Instead of risking the spread of the Avian Bird Flu virus they are both
Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"
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