teaching the Mudheads to copulate
Mudheads are not very intelligent.
Long ago they didn't know many
things, even very simple, everyday actions.
So a man tried to instruct
them. He tried to teach them how to go up a ladder.
He showed them how
to do it, and they tried to copy him, but they couldn't.
One tried to
go up the ladder with his feet upmost, standing on his head.
tried to climb the back of the ladder.
A third kept falling through the
rungs, while a fourth got all tangled in the rungs.
They just couldn't
Then the man tried to teach them how to build a house.
He showed them the right way to do it, and they tried to imitate his
But one started with the roof and made the others hold up the
ceiling while he tried to build downward from it.
Another put together
a house with no doors and windows.
He built it from the inside, and
when he wanted to go out, he found he had walled himself in.
had to break down the walls to let him out.
Still another made the mud
bricks out of sand.
When it rained, his house collapsed into a
Try as they would, the Mudheads just couldn't do it right.
Then the man tried to show them a really simple thing - how to sit on a
They watched and tried to do as he did.
One sat on top
of the chair back and tumbled over.
Another sat underneath the chair.
Another sat on the chair with his back to the front.
tried to sit upside down with his head where his rump ought to be.
just couldn't get the point.
'Well," said their instructor, "I will try
one thing more. I am going to show you how to copulate."
There was a
skinny old woman who hadn't had a man in her for a long time.
"They can all
practice on me," she said, "I don't mind."
So she lifted up her
manta and bent over, and the instructor copulated with her in the simplest way
- from the back as dogs do.
The Mudheads watched
closely, and then they all wanted to try.
But none of them could find
the right opening.
to do it in the anus.
Another in the knee bend.
the arm bend.
Another in the armpit.
They tried and tried.
They really wanted to do it right, but they couldn't.
up on you," said the instructor.
The skinny old woman just
A Zuni clown dance story.
do not become a mudhead
Do not let care corrode and
gnaw your heart, lest you
should fall into despondency and throw away the
blessings you enjoy and with
them your life.
Do not stir the fire
with a sword.
irritate an angry person; rather
endeavor to sooth and appease
Free from the influence
of passion, he may hear your remonstrances.
Do not talk
on moral or religious subjects before immoral persons who are
disposed to ridicule everything that is
grave and serious.
Do not enter into
arguments with persons who are obstinate, or ignorant; who are either
incapable of understanding, or
predetermined not to adopt what
Do not be ready to bind yourselves
by vows, or oaths, to do, or
to refrain from any act; if an act be proper in itself, you will have
incentive to do it, without laying such
Do not through
weariness leave any business nearly completed in which you are engaged,
unfinished, but persist to the end.
When you perceive yourself about to die,
with patience and courage submit to
your fate, and do
not weakly and foolishly wish for an extension of your life, in the vain
hope that you should live more carefully.
Do not attempt those actions
one is unqualified to perform, nor discourse on matters one does not
understand; more attention will be given to a blind man discoursing on color.
Do nothing to revive a settled dispute or contest in which you were
engaged, you may not come off a second time so well.
Do not feed, or
take under your roof animals of ferocious and savage dispositions, that have
sharp and curled claws.
Do not awaken sorrow once sorrow is
Do not wake a sleeping dog.
religious practices have often been prohibited by existing federal laws and
There have been three general areas of conflict.
Firstly, American Indians did not have access to a number of sacred
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